Today’s message is too important to be long… so we’ll keep it short…
After careful months of procrastination, tireless hours of dawdling and dalliance, days of deliberately avoiding the task at hand… we finally got around to submitting the files and proofs for our debut novel, Morris, Alive… in paperback!
You can now purchase a copy on the virtual river of no returns, here…
And, despite our laziness and general lethargy, if you order today, you’ll still get yours in time for the holidays! (Did someone say stocking stuffer?)
Of course, it would be wholly immodest for us to heap praise on our own work… so we’ll stand humbly aside and let others do it in our place. Herewith, a triplet of top reviews from buyers in the US…
One quick caveat emptor… if you are looking for a story about teenage vampires, or non-binary coming of age triumphs, or something equally… ahem… “contemporary,” this book will NOT be for you.
Unfashionable, out of step and at times bordering on cancelable… Morris, Alive is a celebration of the “Idea of America.” Of all that it once was… and might well be again.
Join the world’s smallest minority and become a reader, here…
Until next time…
Cheers,
Joel Bowman